When my BF gets out of the shower

When someone mentions day-drinking

After I eat a huge dinner alone in my apartment

When my friend invites me to a party with a bunch of people I don't know

When someone has a lot of energy before noon


When someone says irregardless

When someone sees my face after asking if they can have a bite of my dessert
When you overhear your parent talking about doing drugs in college

When I see those people who genuinely love exercising/eating healthy
Them:

Me:

When I say I want to lose weight, and someone suggests I stop eating so much candy